My culture! My people!
We all could've been spared a
lot of trouble!
La Raza! The chosen!
Homies! Brothers and sisters!
If Hitler had found Jewish penis
and gypsy balls, Communist cunt
and American G.I. scrotums!
If someone had slipped Hitler
a mickey and gotten him laid
sooner...maybe he would've felt
better...maybe he would've
stopped killing.
He just didn't get enough soon
enough, and the sperm crept
up to his brain and, more
significantly, down to his itchy
trigger finger.
Help Stop Oppression! Next time,
give the dictator some dick,
pussy, or pot.
Do whatever it takes to
stop genocide. A beer.
A prayer to our Heavens Above
and a passage from Holy Scriptures.
A paper bag of model glue.
Even prostitute your daughters to
El Duce...if it works.
If he feels better.
If he stops the violence toward us.
If the gas chamber valves are turned off
and if all the state governors dismantle
all the electric chairs.
If it will really save our lives
and the lives of our children,
hell, yeah Hitler---hell, yeah
Governor of Missouri, Illinois,
Texas, Florida! You feeling
antsy-pantsy and willie-nillie?
Hell, yeah, take a break: take a martini
minute, take a lover, or take some
quaaludes 'n' a Taco Bell chaser.
Anything. Anything. Just feel better
soon and keep your hands away from
that death machine switch!
